Do U live in a city? Then YOU NEED: The USG. Tony Marrese teaches you how to survive the city and all its dangers. You will learn 'how to be a cockney' + dealing with Ghetto cats. Also, the ancient art of mugging avoidance plus how to safely order a kebab. Middle class mums, pimps, dealers, hipsters, rude boys, loons, all welcome. FREE survival guides for every audience member, plus live crowd interaction.